Tuesday, July 26, 2011

30 second Restaurant Review - KFC, Dogswamp

(This review is my own personal opinion, based on my own personal experience, personally. Which may not be the same as your own experience.)
 

Stopped here on the group ride last week. I wasn't particularly impressed.

Service - Wow, I've literally been served faster at the Doctors office. I've seen lines in the Licensing Centre that moved faster than this. Having 4 staff attending to drive-through, and 1 poor bastard taking and picking orders at the front desk, is not a good plan. Especially when 15 bikers line up. -1 point.

Pricing - If Hungry Jack's can do a stunner deal for $4.95 which includes burger, chips, drink and an icecream, why am I paying about $7 for a Tower Burger? The "Krusher" thing was a bit expensive too. -1 point.

Food Selection - Good selection. Actually, too much selection. Want a Tower Burger? They've got "original", "hot 'n' spicy", or "firey grilled". Jesus wept, just keep it simple! They got mine wrong, but changed it for me at least.

Here is some of the "meal" options they sell, for your entertainment: family feast, giant feast, mega meal, maxi hot bucket, super variety bucket .... Who comes up with these names? "Super Variety Bucket" sounds like a silly Japanese game-show ... "Super-Fun Variety Fantastic Bucket!!" +1 point anyway

Food Quality - Can't complain about the good old Tower Burger. Putting a hash brown inside a burger? Brilliant. Somebody should be given a prize for thinking of that. +1 point.

Ambiance - A bit on the cold side. And only 1 bin for the entire restaurant? What is this, 1945? Put some bins in you cheap bastards! Also the hand dryer in the toilets only blows cold air. Get it fixed. It's not rocket science. -1 point.

KFC Dogswamp - -1 out of 5 (another sub-zero score, wow!)
BOYCOTTED


-Gray 

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