Monday, September 5, 2011

Why do Pears still exist?

Somebody tell me what is the point of the pear? We have the apple. The pear is a weak imitation. It's like a mushy, bad-tasting apple.

Why doesn't somebody say, "Right, let's get rid of all these pear trees, and replace them with apple trees." Suddenly the world is flooded with apples, they start selling for about 10c per apple, and now everybody can enjoy cheap, healthy apples! Even unemployed people.

There is literally no need to keep growing pears, and it offends me.

-Gray

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